'Quid pro quo' or 'Bullshit often walks'

'Quid pro quo' or 'Bullshit often walks' timothy r gates, 3/4/2012

If i've offended you?
i'm sorry:
infamy.

Did i hurt your feelings?
i'm sorry:
recalcitrance.

Ad hominem attack?
again, didn't mean it:
bullshit.

You want me to turn the other cheek?
you're an opportunist:
rapist.

Quid pro quo?
so sorry:
karma.

Bullshit often walks
and talks:
i've taken to wearing protection.