"Salvation can be bought" timothy r gates, 2/5/2013

Salvation can be bought
old 5 & dime didn't have it,
but they should've.
Jesus or Buddha
or No-deity,
all support writers
not having much to say,
but to proffer their notions
"For Free,"
only $24.99, plus tax
for their non solicitation
of their Salvation.

No cheap grace,
drop your cash,
check, or credit card # --
you get to be a newbie,
if you hang in there
learn the language
quote the favorite lines,
next thing you know
you'll be part of the inner circle.
Learn to cry,
offering what you "don't deserve"
if you're blessed
TV's next,
offering your mysteries,
"Please send your tax deductible offering."

No TV?
You can still sell your
Jesus, Buddha
or No-deity
stuff
if it works out
you'll be a beacon,
showing others
the path of Salvation.
maybe here's a place for
imprecatory prayers regarding
Bullshit?
Or,
"Everybody let's get stoned?"
i mean, "get saved."